What’s even sadder is that Mac Miller isn’t around to score her on the rebound. He’s also clearly the reason Ariana and Pete broke up, or at least his death is. 

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Marc Anthony is like 5'2"

I didn’t even know The Situation had a kid.

I wish your marriage was happier so that you could drop the sardonic tone.

There is. It’s not really discussed anywhere, not even here in full terms, but when you get married, you are promising to another person that you will watch them die, or that you will allow them to watch you die. More than that, you and your partner will help each other die, because barring a sudden death, dying is a…

Here’s a genuine question: If you didn’t know any of these things (these things comprise more or less the sum total of what marriage is day to day), what the hell did you know about marriage? Honestly. I feel like I need to know what you thought you knew about marriage. Because it doesn’t seem like you were even…

Pre-marriage counseling is a sham. It’s a fucking sales pitch, because that therapist knows both of your asses are right back in that office less than a year later. If your relationship is that eroded BEFORE you commit forever, you aren’t making it to that 7th anniversary.

DO NOT GET MARRIED TO THAT PERSON.

LOVE this thing you do where you act like most cars aren’t FWD or AWD. Keep the dream alive, guy. 

I laugh to hiccups every time I see the “THEY TRIED TO BULLY ME BACKSTAGE” clip

Fuck the boop, it’s all about the bloop

Wait until you hear who’s on my fantasy basketball team

I mean, he’s going to fed for making a bunch of rich white people go camping for a few nights. Seems a bit much to me, frankly. 

There is a rare moment every now and then when GTAV almost makes me wish I played games online.

“You nasty whore used car salesbot”

Also, can we just start drowning people who do the “WAOU IT’S SO WEIRD TO SEE LEBRON IN A DEEERRRRRP” bullshit? Why are we pretending like nobody has seen Lebron in anything other than a Cavs jersey?

George Webb’s is great. Super underrated in the diner game. But this guy is extremely gross to me and I don’t fully know why.

Just the other day I remembered how I used to obsessively play WarioWare Mega Microgames, and I got very sad that I never followed through on my plan to get a GBA Micro and just keep that game in there forever. 

If they had kept those little yellow things on the front bumper, this never would have happened.