“I’ll build my own football league! With blackjack! And hookers!”

If you’re being told you aren’t “country enough”, you need to aim higher. 

I really wonder what “Matchmakers” do for their actual job. Sell drugs?

This is my Jalopnik reading face too

Biggest ever shout out to me for aging out of the draft pool.

You are gonna be so shocked when you find out how to say “iPhone Xs”.

Those are good. 

That being said, this is no different from heretic, libtard, cuck, conservative, Nazi,

Oh my god you wrote so much about 4chan

Tomorrow is the deadline. DUN DUN DUUUUNNNNNNNN

You and I have extremely different definitions of the word “hardcore”.

EVERYBODY KNOWS IT’S 2

That kid is a better artist than me. I’m v salty.

Counterpoint: He’s got a high ceiling in 2k. 

His eyes don’t look in the same direction. 

No. We aren’t doing this. No. 

No. I won’t stand for Big Baby slander.

He really doesn’t, but imagine what it would be like if he did.

Yeesh, speaking of terrible games: Goldeneye. 

See? You wouldn’t make that from a shelter dog, balls or not.