Yes it is!

It’s a satchel.

MJ WOULD HAVE NEVER LET THIS HAPPEN BECAUSE MJ DIDNT NEED 7 GAMES

I have this label for you, Alby.

They were based in Tempe! Which IS an 80s movie theater.

That looks like a Clio V6, and I couldn’t be more thrilled that they are thinking about producing it. I agree with this strategy, N sport ALL THE THINGS!

I am cloaked in righteous correctitude.

I get that you’re angry. I hear your pain. This is still better.

Weird for you to say that when you know America West’s was better.

Now talk about the tri-jets

DECALCIFY YOUR PINEAL GLAND

Well, now we’re getting into some hardcore “What if” territory, because FCA had the cars to just do some badge engineering and give either brand a compliance car with an eighth of the work, you know, slap a Dodge logo on a Panda and boom!. But...they didn’t do that. They made those two perverted homunculi out of Fiat…

Remember: Dodge got the Dart. That wasn’t a performance car, it was a mainstream one. Then Dodge went and fake-made like four brands out of their one, including one FOR THE PERFORMANCE CARS! Come on, they don’t really have a strategy so much as they just do whatever because they have enough brand loyalty to keep Dodge…

I prefer to think of them as scalawags

Okay, I’ll bite, why do that?

Yes it is. Set it in stone. Chrysler gets the axe the day Sergio fucks off to his villa in wherever.  

I knew you couldn’t do it. Also, you’re wrong again. Even those subjective opinion questionnaires are based in objectivities, specifically that 1) The customer’s experience matters, and 2) That the customer’s feelings (subjective) can be qualified on a(n objective) scale that, ranges from good to objectively bad.…

Oh, yeah, you’ve def got the right viewpoint here, objectively.

You are incredibly and hilariously wrong.