I feel like I saw this on a TV show before but the show isn’t on anymore.

Wouldn’t it be so amazing if this was the worst thing we had to deal with as a society in 2018?

Coutnerpoint: If you need this article, you will never suck less at Fork knight

This kinja has aged well. Also, why is this in the shortcuts in May of 2018

Me: Man, why do I keep getting blocked on Kotaku?

Just imagine the smell.

Herps.

spring—which is objectively the best season

Dumb.

They do tho.

On the other hand he wasn’t wearing shoes, so your move, society.

Nope.

It’s a good theory, I guess. However, the checkout managers I’ve seen at the stores near me are only marginally more aware than the actual produce. You can game THAT system by intentionally removing a bag you’ve rung up and seeing how long it takes them to respond. If it’s more than, say, 30 seconds, they aren’t…

I do this, but with whichever tomatoes I notice are cheapest. But if you’re telling me carrots are even CHEAPER...

But I see what OP said as a “If you have to TRY this hard” reading of the article, which I also agree with. This is, fundamentally, trying so hard to avoid strictly maintenance-level communication with your partner. Listen, I get it, my wife and I are buying a house right now. You wanna talk about a barrage of…

Personally, I think this whole thing is pretty funny. Equivalent to buying a full-grown wild boar and then acting surprised when it disfigures your significant other.

Never heard of it.

It’s their model. People like the model and seem to trust it more.

Holiday or other special episodes are terrible suggestions for trying to get people into shows.

Elon Musk is many, many things. An idiot is not one of those things.