The good news is that this breakdown is so prolonged I have had the time to go out and find the specific kettle corn I needed to properly watch. We’re actually going to talk some Tesla this week on our podcast I think, and the time couldn’t be better.

That’s really what you have to find, at least in my experience. We bought my wife’s first ring from Rogers and Hollands. She wore it maybe 70 days out of the year we had it, it was THAT poorly made. Eventually they “bought us out” (gave us gift cards we had to use on the small little glass flecks they call “diamond…

Excuse me, but I have a “Ghost of Heath Ledger” on the line for you?

Don’t bring coleslaw places, unless you hate the host. In which case bring coleslaw because you hate them.

This is exactly like the time Univision bought Deadspin and, uh, the rest.

“A girl in every port, but I have to call this port home.”

Honestly step one should be Look At A Different Stone

Split itself in half and lodge itself in your urethra probably

It’s a high-school jock nod for you

(bee noises)

They make a new Miata. Duh.

Scrap the regulations and institute an almost free-for-all series.

I agree, cancel the Monaco GP.

Reverse grid on a road course. I hope you like full-course yellows.

I love when blog writers pull the “I PROBABLY do this more than you” in their fourth response. This article is alarmist - in point of fact. It’s okay to have gone too far with the tone, which you did. It’s not that deep. And, in all honesty, I think we can all agree that if you spend a few Gs on a TV and can’t RTFM,…

Correction, Uber and Lyft are the present.

Sure, I’ll throw five bucks down on Musk having had frequent contact with that cult.

more viable for long distance trips,

Jim-

What about some kind of 70s Plymouth? Duster?