They actually took issue with the dealer, but you thought what you thought, I suppose. More to the point, that is a discrete and significant contract for the GT and no other car. Tesla, because they aren’t actually a car manufacturer, nor are they a car dealer, can functionally do whatever they want. Tesla can, has…

The scenario where the Model 3 was and is still being rushed to market because Tesla didn’t realize how hard it is to make cars in meaningful numbers. So...this scenario, really.

If you believe that this is solely firmware/software-side then I’d love to hear your take on how Tesla shipped a car with less-than optimal braking programming that only shows itself after the first hard brake from 60.

Tesla beta-tests on their consumers, Ubisoft-style. That’s not really news, just how they choose to do business.

That’s one fairly major issue with “buying” a car from Tesla. You really only own about 80% of it.

Here’s what I’m thinking: Yesterday I theorized that CR had stumbled on something Tesla already knew, which Elon seems to have confirmed by saying that this is a firmware update-fixable thing. Remember that Tesla was denying those braking numbers were even possible like 28 hours ago, which would suggest that Tesla had…

Listen, they are PRINTING OUT A CAPTCHA. I doubt they could do that much. Everybody knows how to make a fillable PDF.

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lmao

The lede here is that Carson Meyer used Facetime to show his mom a poop.

Never a bad time for a J.O. on Rails reference

This is the reference I was looking for.

No, this does not make sense. What this dealership is doing is printing out the WEBPAGE version of their online sales contract and having people sign in in the real world, which is blind idiocy. If you’re going to use the e-versions of contracts when signing in the real world, which is a very common and logical…

Gross!

The answer to the question nobody asked: What if PFT Commenter but of cars?

The least they could do is call it the Mach IV. My angel gets no respect at all.

Huh?

Today, on Jezline, Bobby reveals what everybody always forgets: Catholics are a range of people with a range of views.

Balenciaga Creative Director Demna Gvasalia, patient zero for this cynical trend

YOU MEAN THE BOT THEY SAY IS AVRIL YOU SHEEPLE CHEMTRAILS DID 9/11