Yes.

Also, the Mutombo finger wag makes people infinitely madder than flipping the bird, which is very very funny!

Yeah, my guy, I don’t know if you want to pull the “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE NUMBERS” argument to defend a company operating with such a deficit that they can legally only make red cars.

THAT

Damn, I had no idea this show was still on.

YOU’RE TEARIN UP MY HEART

Snacks! My favorite one is the blue because it’s zesty.

Snacks! My favorite one is the blue because it’s zesty.

Mo Lun Bleague, ofc

Jason, I see that you’re struggling with the TROOF, but you have to admit this video is at least 4 Maek U Thinks out of a possible 10, does not make me want to buy the natural male enhancement supplements 

SPEAK NOT THE NAME OF THE DEVIL

Here’s what I see: Elon wants the freedom to write any and every single thing possible to defend his brand in the event of any Tesla crash, which he has, does, and will continue to do. This abominable sensitivity has put him in direct conflict with the NTSB, who asked him to do one very simple and respectful thing:…

Why can’t it matter so much to me???

When I did this, we just drew dicks so the bucket guy would have to completely cover them over.

Oh, no, I’m not particularly a fan of either of them, but I’ve been stalked before. I’ve had exes say wack shit about me in public YEARS after we’ve broken up, and I’ve been in a position where another person spent MONTHS telling others in public about their views of the nature of OUR relationship, and I couldn’t tell…

See? We’re already forming a relationship that I can talk about in public for five years and it won’t be pdd, or creepy, or inappropriate at all. I already fondly remember these comments we’re sharing, because part of me IS LostInSpaceCamp and part of you IS SheeshTheseNames. I’m going to go talk about you on Gizmodo,…

I’m glad you can see it’s creepy.

Even if you’re right about the interviewers, which you could be, it’s not like Fischer has done a lot of big projects in the last five years, her responses are appalling. YOU want to make this a gender issue by assuming mine, basically the only trick here on Jez, but no, we aren’t gonna do that. Do better: Find…

Oh, good, then you already know that she’s being gross. But, because you’re still pretending it’s normal, let’s bring it here, to Kinja. If I wanted to emulate the way Jenna Fischer talks about John Krasinski every single time a mic is handed to her, I would post on all the Kinja pages about you at least once every…

COTD

They’ve totally hooked up.