While you are driving, a secretary or wife

Uh, no. It isn’t fine. It’s creepy. They’re ACTORS. No part of them is the part they play, because it’s a Jesus-Christing job. It’s also totally one-sided. John has moved on completely, for evidence, see that he is absolutely capable of doing a single interview without mentioning Jenna Fischer and The Office. Jenna…

No. She’s thirsty and she’s so gross about it. If you’re like this about another person, you need to seriously check yourself. Cross-check yourself.

OH MY FUCKING GOD WHY IS SHE SO THIRSTY

Having just been at Mid-Ohio for IMSA, that’s a pretty bold claim up there.

This is such a bad idea, every extant Sebring spontaneously broke down just because you mentioned it again.

I wish they’d bring back the Sportster XR in America. Oh I also wish that Jalopnik had a real motorcycle vertical again, and since those things are both equally impossible...

I don’t want these.

Grands Prix

Guys just use compression shorts. Works every time.

I hear both. The dress is whatever

That’s the whitest beat I’ve ever heard.

That’s how they sell the cars, yes.

Yes, it’s dumb to use one of these. No, you can’t actually legislate what a buyer does with your technology after they buy it. At least not yet!

More to the point, though, the Street bikes are kind of dumpster fire. They certainly aren’t worth their price tag, not even as a buy-in to the brand image. They are stumpy, slow, and have all their weight down low and in front of you, exactly where you don’t want it when you’re driving in the city. You WILL dump your…

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My favorite part of Tesla crash coverage is how bigmad it makes Elon. He’s like Donald Trump with hair.

That all depends, do you think a brand’s value lies in their wall clocks, or their leather jackets?

Wow, what an inappropriate time to subtweet Elon.

lmao