THIS

Oh my god just eat some mixed berries I wish I was rich enough to have the time to pump up some idiot shit like this

Those are collectible action figures, and they’re worth more than your CAR.

yeah man I once saw a guy get stabbed to death with nothing more than the key to a 1981 Cutlass Brougham and a 9" Bowie knife

The real life hack here is to not bother with flowers. They’re an incredible waste of money, and nobody will even notice them.

FTFY

Yeah, they also OFFERED this chance to Ford, who turned it down. It’s real. This is absolutely a real thing with these corrupt idiots.

Would you like to play Borderlands without the charm or entertainment value? THEN OH BOY DO WE HAVE A GAME FOR YOU

It’s really too bad I didn’t see this on Sunday, Sunday, Sunday.

For the last time, Don, he’s not a pornographer.

You’re unbelievably clueless. Get a better fetish, like piss or something.

Maybe lock up her phone for a little while?

Yeah, but people also think the 458 is good-looking in a world where the 488 exists. Some people’s kids.

1999 was less than 20 years ago.

It’s Tiga’s.

There’s really only one acceptable reaction to this news: Finally.

Can’t wait for the fuckin battle royale mode hahaha more like battleFIELD royale amirite hahaha

I think the track looks bad. The track looks bad.

Oh, no, I’m not going to troll through your forest of comments to address the totally off-topic question you asked me instead of answering my question.

tfw “strength” is just white privilege