Get a second bar of soap.

Who the FUCK does any of this? If you know somebody who does any of this, unknow them immediately. Or, NEVER HAND THEM YOUR PHONE. They’re garbage people anyways, clearly.

Just so I’m clear here, your opinion is that Donald Trump’s primary interest in rolling back fuel regulations is to assist the poor?

I think this is about cars and not lunch.

Nah. It’s actually cool for states to dictate how their own infrastructure is supported and used.

Probably Y.A Tittle or Bob Cousey.

There’s nothing worse than dude moans.

Colorways is wack tho

Colorways is wack tho

a 4-1 loss in the second round of the NBA playoffs—the worst possible outcome in sports.

That’s hideously disgusting.

Google him, Zukk.

Get better friends.

“Yeah, it’s really nice.”

I’ll be honest. I didn’t know they were still making the ATS. And I was in the Cadillac booth at Mid-Ohio this last weekend.

I believe they will not deliver. They haven’t so far. I misspoke, it’s too late to judge whether or not Tesla can deliver on what they said, because they already have not. That time has passed. They have already failed on their own timeline. Hell, they still are incapable of producing the Model 3s they said they could…

Lol this is funny! You get a star.

I do genuinely wonder how long investors will keep giving Tesla money so they can continue to never do what they claim they’re going to do. I love a good Kickstarter as much as the next internet persona, but is there really no bottom to the thing?

All of this is just to say that if you’re ever in Michigan and somebody offers you water, they are trying to murder you.

In Which Riley Figures Out The Point Of The Character

What do you call it when a shark made of jumping sharks on skis made of jumping shark jumps a shark swimming in a sea of jumping sharks and the boat and the rope and the jump are also sharks and they are jumping