I watched it. It’s terrible. And the sex is bad too. It’s like if a porn company tried to tackle a serious subject wait

Sergio calls it “duck butter,” and tells Naima she should send him a box of hers.

Quotes aren’t even necessary. There’s absolutely castes in dating.

You do realize that this exact story exists literally everywhere with any genders you wish to choose swapped in to the two sides, right?

You get that, don’t you. Surely, you already know that. Yeah, probably wasting my time even mentioning it. My plan is to pick up some Mexican food for dinner, at that new local place…

Pathetic.

So, the bloody mary makes this list, but not the mojito?

Can’t wait for the Jalopnik blog on whether or not this is true.

I think most people just call the kid “high-functioning”.

I got used to using this instead of the thumbs up from diving. For years, nobody noticed. But nooooo these fuckwits need to horn in on every god damned thing. Can’t have anything untainted by shriveldicks with ulterior motives. Fuck em. I hope none of them get their security deposits back. Cheese fuckers.

So this time it’s Lara Croft Dies At Night. Cool.

Wow Karla Lane is still working?

GOD yes

Pssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you only gotta worry about that if you’re gonna BUY one

It is not a hot take to say that the 996 911 is the best looking 911 ever.

Put Mike McCarthy on the hot seat list twice even though he will never be fired because time is a flat circle kill me

Here’s something really funny: A buddy of mine leased an Outback when he went needed a new car last year. He then spent the rest of the time after that defending how he NEEDED an SUV. He HAD to have an SUV because winter, and because he loves to invent his way into scenarios where only some kind of SUV would work, eg,…

If we’re talking best foods made with no love, machine-made pizza will never hold a candle to commercial grade chocolate cake. The one with the chocolate sprinkles on top.

Oh, uh, Kanye is unstable and has some mental problems. That’s a thing people know about already.

Why limit yourself to just mothers? Or asses?

It’s both. They’re the best and the worst at the same time. Personally, I have two on my car: A Road America track map, and a pixel art Haunter. Because I drive a black Veloster Turbo and I think it looks like a Haunter from the front.