I take issue with some of the cherry-picking I see here. First, the Accord comparison. You chose the sedan with the largest domestic sales shift, which has been directly attributed to the cost and lack of lease deals on the model by customers, dealers, and even the company itself as Honda has now introduced lease…

It’s basically Ford and Mitsubishi vs Hyundai and Nissan in the Great Carpocalypse. Which plan will turn out to be the good one?

First, the Celeron joke is objectively funny. It’s not very original, but it is funny. Second, typing rage-face meme, like it or not the words you choose to communicate your own problems matter. They matter a lot! At this point I’m guessing you probably meant RAM sticks. Referring to RAM as “memory cards” is not a…

“memory cards”

Wow what kind of Celeron do you have

WHY did it need to go THERE, where I walk all the time

I raged so hard when I saw the Lancer SUV commercial that my wife thought I stubbed my toe on the FUCKING new bookshelf again

Word. Not enough folks hitting the anal kegels these days.

Why, uh, why are you so stuck on the flying aspect of planes? I mean, you said (I think) a few times that planes fall on houses “all the time”, which is objectively false. In this 2017 article, the BBC recounts 4 non-terrorism plane crashes in residential areas since 2001. In the world. The FAA records 61 total…

“The enemy team would constantly tell me to kill myself. At one point I was told that someone hoped my mother died and to tell them when.”

No thanks.

No, Elon, we already have autopilot dogs and they don’t work well either.

Doesn’t Ford use the same production plants for American and foreign market small cars? Aren’t they all mostly coming from Mexico?

“Okay maybe you have facts and numbers, but in this very specific set of circumstances I made up AND in this anecdote from my personal life you can actually see that I am right so there.”

Uh. check with the last major hike in gas prices.

No, be honest: They use more gas and they cost more upfront. You can keep the space argument with the caveat that small CUVs sometimes offer different distribution of space when compared to a hatchback, but not more space.

Removing the Fiesta from the American market I get. It’ll be back at some point. Removing the Focus and Fusion instead of redesigning them would be a huge mistake. However, since they will almost certainly continue selling those cars overseas, they will always have the option to bring them back quickly. Still, I think…

How about do nothing because that’s his sexual preference. Groupon has great deals on sex toys, so figure it out from there.

uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh well it wasn’t a perfect murder