Well, he certainly said words about one.

I know they JUST switched, but I really hope Cadillac pivots away from this stupid Letter/Number naming scheme and back to something more creative.

I used to eat cottage cheese mixed with applesauce in college. Also if you make lasagna with cottage cheese you are a satan.

Also did we ever get a final tally on what Columbia made selling that remake of Ghostbusters as empowering feminism?

No, I’m pretty sure they recommend you use beef.

Is it already time to act like we give a fuck about horses again? Jesus, that just creeps up every single year. WOW do I know things about horses and the racing of horses. You don’t wanna get into a horse debate with me.

Actually, raccoons are devil bastards.

I think I speak for everyone when I say to, uh, whatever dude’s name is:

No, it’s the best looking Camaro ever.

The only person at Kotaku who writes material that gripping is Gita.

Here’s a totally fringe conspiracy: What if he was ousted in part because he loudly stated that Cadillac’s new engine would never appear in anything other than a Cadillac?

Excuse me we prefer to be called IT Support Staff now

GIRTH IS MORE IMPORTANT ANYWAYS

Sweetheart, that’s not criticism. Telling me what you imagine my argument to be is in no way criticism. I’m afraid that once again you’re giving yourself far too much credit, given that all you’ve demonstrated so far is how triggered you are just...all the time. I’ll sit here and troll you all god damned day long, but…

Don’t push your shit interpretation of my argument off on me. I won’t have it.

“I beat a game and now I need the devs to fix my problem” is a fucking insane thing to say.

“It was then that I realized: Sam Fischer is a state of mind.”

Also Venom Snake would beat the shit out of Sam Fischer. More accurately, he’d just murder him and then cry about it.

Plasma bolts can melt steel beams.

Halo 5? Never heard of it.

TIL New Girl is still on. What a time