I mean, only the P85D is faster. There’s only, what, 80,000 Model S cars on the road total? Throughout the entire run? And the P85D wasn’t available every year. I doubt all that many are the P85Ds. Nor do I think there are that many Demons on the road, but either way, it’s too much power. Think of how many people…

Fuck ME do we ever need to move on from Pink. As humans.

I am ROLLING watching that 9 year old act hard! It’s never not funny, tbqh.

Hey, whatever it takes to finally slip the poison dick of Ethanol out of America’s collective orifices. 

Not that this would do that. At all. Oh, also, that is why 95 will almost certainly never happen. There’s too much election money tied up in actively making fuel less efficient, less clean, and a worse deal for the…

I am literally just in these comments reading for your extreme salt. It is the seasoning that I require on this drab and dreary day.

Well, if you ask Elon, he’d say IT’S ACTUALLY FAKE NEWS WE MAKE MORE MODEL 3S THAN YOU CAN IMAGINE YOU CAN’T EVEN PUT A NUMBER ON HOW MANY SO THERE AND STOP ASKING

Doubt it.

If by outcry you mean collective orgasm, yes.

I AM NOT HERE FOR YOUR FACTS

...Wells Fargo?

You mean Plunkbat

I don’t think he’s gonna get a date card on the next episode of All or Nothing

Is the mustang still a rental car though? Could explain it. Also, yes, the new Camaro is so good looking that every previous Camaro must immediately be burned and then the ashes should be burned and thrown into a volcano and then the volcano should be burned.

...Apples?

I think he sees how shit the most “prominent” white male voices are, and is afraid. As he should be.

Grilled cheese is better with ketchup than with tomato soup.

But




why

Yeah Happy Endings was great.

shhhhh

Meanwhile, the cameraman is forged from IRON