Anything from the stationery section of Kinokuniya — the paper in Japanese-produced notebooks (the real ones, not those things like flash-cards on a single ring) are super-premium and the lines (if you prefer lines, or a grid) are printed ever-so faintly as to nearly disappear into the sheet. They're the same price…

So, the client is in charge of telling you how long it should take you to do the task — and they get to ask for revisions until it matches their "perfect" vision. Furthermore, Swiftly takes a cut of your $19. No thanks.

Ugh, no GPA. I'm not your mom, nor do I know if you took the hardest or easiest courses available to you.

I do something similar by putting the strap around my neck and then positioning the camera so my arms are locked and the strap it is taught. You'll need to put the strap on the shortest length you can but it works every time. No string needed.

Not sure where you are, but I'd try Whole Foods. I'll have to look up that recipe, love Gordo and my low-carb diet lets me indulge.

Every time I see a recipe that involves buttermilk, it only uses a few tablespoons. I either need buttermilk in five-hour-energy size bottles — or a new use for buttermilk.

If the one on the left was a dog, Sarah McLaughlin would be raising money to buy food for it.

The main difference between retail and an online degree is that when you shop online, you actually get stuff you can use.

Fellas, if you can bitTorrent porn online, you can learn online.

Never have I read a headline so completely devoid of interest to me. The only word I care about is "the."

Basking in the fact that is was Self(ish) EDITOR who went out of her way to be soooooooo randomly judgmental — and counting the moments until she blames the IT department or an intern.

Their maternity leave policy is very simple: 1) Leave.

Free boner pills for all!!! (At least until they invent a pill for women.)

I almost wrote a post similar to this article a few days ago but I stopped myself for being too wonky. Coming from a typesetting (DOS line-feed, baby) background, I build documents with VERY tight paragraph and character style sheets. Efficient style sheets underpin so many things (CSS, typesetting, ebooks, etc.) and…

Every time I see someone squeezing an avocado, I want to smack them.

So they're going to make money off the fact that I'm a Maine Coon?

Pee sink?

(She's also the same age a Romney is now...)

Is this the same company behind Eataly in NYC and Chicago?

I'll save me $68 and just continue using a pillow from my bed while sleeping on the couch (= bliss). It's already pre-drooled.