lostwalllet
lostwalllet
lostwalllet

(Going to stay slightly off-topic here, no time for long-form writing today.)

Damn, I wish they'd release House of Cards a say early...

...and Cary Grant, too.

Here's a stupid question I only dare ask here. Why do skaters prefer long hair instead of a short hair cut, a la Dorothy Hammil? If I spent every day scraping my hair into a bun, I'd just chop that shit off.

Now, where have I seen that face before...

Mr. Wallet found my wallet in the subway, on his birthday, just before Memorial Day weekend. He checked out the contents thought my gym membership photo was cute (!?!) and had the membership department at the organization he worked, where I was a member, for look me up in their database. He then turned the wallet into

Seriously, congratulations for living somewhere warm. You must be smarter than me. As soon as the officials allow us to roam freely between the states, I may try and visit this thing called "warmth."

THANKS DE BLASIO!

At least they're not at the beach. In my experience, photographers love to write off their vacations as business expenses, and shoot photos which they then offer as stock. In my 24-year-lng-career, I've used two beach photos. Two.

Sorry, "Freeman," (no "d").

I love TJs but I've purchased so much food there that's gone off before its expiration date, its ridiculous. Happily, they have a very liberal refund policy and I make sure to photograph each item that spoils so they can zap the barcode for the refund. I have so many photos of green cheese on my smartphone, it looks

I'm always amazed at the staunch pro-lifers who don't give a second thought to buying Chinese-made goods at Walmart. Abortion is a regular part of birth control in China, according to some estimates the average woman has six to nine(!) in her lifetime, and there are many documented cases of factory workers having

I love that there were multiple responses to the $10k bounty. In my experience, most photographers rely on a steady stream of unpaid interns and under-paid juniors ("no, you can't use the image in your portfolio but think of the experience!") to do the actual retouching while they stand over them and direct.

Yeah, I doubt if anyone could hoist themselves up onto someone's shoulders and not have any of the pedestrians even throw a side-glance at them. NYCers are jaded, but not that jaded. I smell a whole bunch of shopping (or actors as pedestrians).

Exactly.

Hold your boo-hoos until the rest of the story comes out. According to the woman's own brother, she had the painting for years before making up the garage sale story and their mother was rumored to be a leading suspect in the theft. In any event, you would think the person who sold it would have come forward by now —

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Nope. Sorry. This review will not stop me (happily) watching it for the 111th time.