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Never have I read a headline so completely devoid of interest to me. The only word I care about is "the."

Basking in the fact that is was Self(ish) EDITOR who went out of her way to be soooooooo randomly judgmental — and counting the moments until she blames the IT department or an intern.

Their maternity leave policy is very simple: 1) Leave.

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I almost wrote a post similar to this article a few days ago but I stopped myself for being too wonky. Coming from a typesetting (DOS line-feed, baby) background, I build documents with VERY tight paragraph and character style sheets. Efficient style sheets underpin so many things (CSS, typesetting, ebooks, etc.) and…

Every time I see someone squeezing an avocado, I want to smack them.

So they're going to make money off the fact that I'm a Maine Coon?

(She's also the same age a Romney is now...)

Is this the same company behind Eataly in NYC and Chicago?

Finally! Now I can open my $1 ice cream stand and refuse service to anyone who is not muslim (or atheist, or deist, will have to try on a few hats). I bet they will love it, and be totally understanding, when I use their shiny new law to tell little Jimmy that he can't have ice cream because I believe he is an…

What is this "waist" thing you speak of?

Does a person descended from slaves only pay 3/5 of the DMV fees?

The real discussion you need to have is with the Sons of the Confederate Veterans — the symbol is their logo.

(Going to stay slightly off-topic here, no time for long-form writing today.)

Damn, I wish they'd release House of Cards a say early...

...and Cary Grant, too.

Here's a stupid question I only dare ask here. Why do skaters prefer long hair instead of a short hair cut, a la Dorothy Hammil? If I spent every day scraping my hair into a bun, I'd just chop that shit off.

Now, where have I seen that face before...

Mr. Wallet found my wallet in the subway, on his birthday, just before Memorial Day weekend. He checked out the contents thought my gym membership photo was cute (!?!) and had the membership department at the organization he worked, where I was a member, for look me up in their database. He then turned the wallet into…