Seriously, congratulations for living somewhere warm. You must be smarter than me. As soon as the officials allow us to roam freely between the states, I may try and visit this thing called "warmth."

THANKS DE BLASIO!

I know that online salaries are kind of bunk, but.. here are the top-rated Fox News shows, and their host's salaries.

At least they're not at the beach. In my experience, photographers love to write off their vacations as business expenses, and shoot photos which they then offer as stock. In my 24-year-lng-career, I've used two beach photos. Two.

Sorry, "Freeman," (no "d").

She got into trouble last year by mouthing-off about not paying taxes — and there's one thing the papers in the UK will destroy you for is not paying your fair share. (Jimmy Carr also found this out the hard way.)

I love TJs but I've purchased so much food there that's gone off before its expiration date, its ridiculous. Happily, they have a very liberal refund policy and I make sure to photograph each item that spoils so they can zap the barcode for the refund. I have so many photos of green cheese on my smartphone, it looks…

I'm always amazed at the staunch pro-lifers who don't give a second thought to buying Chinese-made goods at Walmart. Abortion is a regular part of birth control in China, according to some estimates the average woman has six to nine(!) in her lifetime, and there are many documented cases of factory workers having…

I love that there were multiple responses to the $10k bounty. In my experience, most photographers rely on a steady stream of unpaid interns and under-paid juniors ("no, you can't use the image in your portfolio but think of the experience!") to do the actual retouching while they stand over them and direct.

Yeah, I doubt if anyone could hoist themselves up onto someone's shoulders and not have any of the pedestrians even throw a side-glance at them. NYCers are jaded, but not that jaded. I smell a whole bunch of shopping (or actors as pedestrians).

Exactly.

Hold your boo-hoos until the rest of the story comes out. According to the woman's own brother, she had the painting for years before making up the garage sale story and their mother was rumored to be a leading suspect in the theft. In any event, you would think the person who sold it would have come forward by now —…

Nope. Sorry. This review will not stop me (happily) watching it for the 111th time.

Great place to keep my nuts!

When is divorce season?

Precisely. (I have no idea where my comment went, but when it shows up it will say:) The hip and ribcage intersection makes no sense. The human torso is a cylinder, not a fortune cookie.

The anatomy of her hip and rib cage makes no sense. The human torso is a cylinder, not a fortune cookie.

Wait. He has a wife? What is HER problem?

Because nothing says "I'm an intelligent, complex, spiritual leader" better than wearing a Mickey Mouse tee. (Disney PR nightmare.)