+1, too deep to get the stars it deserves

....Or they are former military washouts....I know a few

SF’s ballpark faces the bay, and prior to that ( not sure if it was within 20 years ago) was close to the water as well.

+1, signed in just to star this.

No way. The teacher does not get a pass here for being black. She basically called this young impressionable girl (who probably has yet to understand the nuance of “roast” comedy) whitewashed in front of her class.

Uhm, it snows during the winter in North America. Do they play soccer in the snow?

If you’re that worried about your plane being blown up, just buy your own or scam your way into the presidency to get Air Force one perks.

Thank you!!! I read it 3 times and gave up. I thought it was just me.

Kudos for simply and properly using “whence”, where most would say “from whence”.

It’s a hip hop song, yes

I think the belt is two tone, White at the top. Still an odd choice....

There’s a part 2 as well...I thinks it’s better than the first

*acceptable in ruples, comrade

Comey got receipts, motherfucker!

Is this finally it??? Can this please be the beginning of the end? I’m totally dying for the day the universe rights itself and this orange fuckhead gets the boot. Then I go the closest bar I can find, drop $20 in the jukebox, play “FDT” on repeat, and proceed to get sloshed in the name of sweet, sweet liberty.

Oh it’s true...

More stars for this, STAT.

Don’t be dumb. Israel wouldn’t cancel a visit with their greatest backer over this. But they would think twice about sharing intel in the future, which is worse.

Just gonna leave this little dark horse 80's throwback here...shades of the police and genesis. Wait for the chorus.....

So...what does he think his steady diet of burnt steaks, Lays tater chips and Big Macs affords him, if the human body only has a finite amount of energy?