Holy shit, I had no idea, thank you so much for pointing this out! What other insights do you want to share? Please feel free to take your time, since you don’t have any important elections of your own coming up. Don’t worry, Scheer can smile like a normal person, so I’m sure that will balance out all of his awful…

Really been a banner week for Canadian smugness and it’s only Wednesday.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that”

Thats how it's done. +1 for the research

End the thread, we have a winner.

BINGO. Thailand’s going to get blown out by everyone in the group, so getting 13 on them is tactically advantageous.

“I think, as a Canadian, we would just never ever think about doing something like that,” 

Yes, this is true. We infiltrated Chernobyl to steal the USSR’s most closely guarded secrets on how to build really, really shitty nuclear reactors.

Another theory holds that Vladimir Putin wears a diaper because he has no control over his bowels, which many historians do not deny.

Actually, US intelligence services were concerned, because Norway was detecting radiation, but there were no reports of the disaster by the Soviets early on. They suspected a nuclear meltdown, but the Soviets were saying, “Meltdown? What meltdown? Maybe YOU’RE having a meltdown.”

In fairness, it’s really hard to deny something that you’ve never been asked to consider and thus has never occurred to you.

I think I agree. Probably you should lose your right to hurl a baseball in the direction of a batter if you can’t reliably keep it from hitting him in the head.

On one hand, this is clearly unintentional base on the speed, choice of pitch, the body language of the pitcher (dejected, staring at hand), the reaction of the catcher, the score and situation, etc. Ridiculous he was tossed out for throwing at someone.

“We’re not like that” except you were like that in April? 

I sincerely believe this is one of the very worst plays in baseball history.

Good. Maybe we can focus on the actually fun and good game of tennis instead of the tantrums of a man that has the same number of Grand Slam wins as Tim Burgdorf, who is a person that I just made up for illustrative purposes.

He should try basketball instead; says he likes it, and that gif shows him in fine form to coach Indiana.

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

Well, the fact that the crime rate in Bogota is literally double that of the state of Alabama probably plays more of a role in people being told to “be careful” than the fact that they’re poor.

For me or you, there is no functional difference between the two.  If I had either amount, my coworkers would never see my ass again.