Maybe some sort of Bull Durham life lesson kind of thing.

If the camera catches you in the intersection on a red light, you are in the act of committing the offense.  When a traffic cop chalks your car, you are legally parked.

Earlier this month, after news of the investigation broke, Hatchell’s attorney Wade Smith told the Associated Press that Hatchell “didn’t have a racist bone in her body,” a statement that has yet to be checked with an orthopedist.

Talk about cost cutting, they left out the steering wheel!

Absolutely the right take on this. I work at a Chev dealership, and seeing the salesmen try and sell this lukewarm baby stroller to families is just so so sad.

Apparently at conception. 

So is Jizyah Shorts.

How the fuck is Storm Duck beating Dr. Trentington Outhouse?

Jizyah Shorts might be a bridge too far for our General. 

You moved like they do. I’ve never seen anyone move that fast.

While I hate giving the MAGA maggots something good to chew on, at some point you have to call a dickhead a dickhead. They’ll never do that with, say, Roger Stone — and that’s what separates us from them.

But what about UCLA? That’s got a great rep around here too.

I think proximity dictates value. I live in SoCal, so it isn’t surprising that USC is held as the pillar of any university in this area since its competition is UCLA, UCSD, USD, SDSU, CSUN, CSULB & CSUCI, of which only one or two many people may have heard. But the same is true in many different regions. The Bay Area?…

Well the specific crime in question isn’t that it’s unfair. The specific crime is fraud, with the university as the victim.

Tim Duncan, too - born and raised in USVI.

Some fuckboi always mentions Hakeem but forgets the greatest:

Haven’t watched, won’t watch, this comment made me queasy.
Fffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

“Oh, sure, this time the officials are actually paying attention to what happened with the athlete’s legs.” - Auburn fans

“DAMN.”

All I know is Reymundo Mundo is an extremely fun name to say out loud.