I have this vague memory of someone yelling at ball boys/girls recently but I am far too lazy to actually search for it.

Lots of players have gone thermonuclear at officials* . But yelling at the ball boy or the kid handing you a towel is next-level douchery.

I know tennis isn’t a big draw on Deadspin, but this article was simply outstanding and made my morning. Thanks!

I think the position of Secretary of Defense is open?  There doesn’t seem to be any standards or requirements, so this guy is absolutely in the running.

How is 7-layer dip only #10!?!

This will shock you, but I have never pitched in MLB, so take it with a grain of salt.

I lol’d. And now I hate myself. (And yet I am also curious...)

I’ve looked at the clips for way too long and I’m still not convinced that isn’t Keri Russell holding the red saber.  Or, at least a deep faked hybrid between Ridley and Russell.

Is it me or does Rey look like Keri Russell in this clip? I’ve watched the gif about 20 times now and I do think it’s Daisey Ridley, but I also can’t help feeling like it could be Russell.

Whoo boy, I did not expect to be this nerdy this early in the morning, but here goes.

I’ll probably get downvoted for talking about it, but I did not realize that both brothers transitioned.  How (un)common is that?

On the off-chance someone thinks ASM is good:

The Amazing Spiderman movies seem to have ended Andrew Garfield’s entire fucking career. So, yeah, good luck with making your own Spiderman movies, Sony. Tobey Macguire ain’t walking through that door.

I’ve owned both Roku and Fire Stick. FireTV blows IMO.  The UI is just clunky for everything except Amazon provided content.  

Swatting someone is attempted murder. I’m only buying the “it was just a joke” excuse from an actual child.

Swatting is attempted murder and should be prosecuted as such. IANAL, but I think attempted murder gets you more than 10yrs.

I’ve always found HR to be a progressive place.

You misunderstood what I was saying. They’re not a major power. What they are is sophisticated enough to perform any number of tests that would show we didn’t actually go to the moon, and they hate the US enough to humiliate us if it were possible (in this case).

If we didn’t go to the moon, why haven’t other major powers called us out on it? China, Russia, North Korea, etc. would love to expose this kind of lie. And yet they haven’t said a word.

But how did the scammer benefit?  That’s the connection my brain ain’t making.