How the fuck do you plan on getting across the Olentangy River without one?!?

The color scheme is taken from the City of Columbus Flag. I was born and raised in Columbus and have lived here for over 30 years and could not have told you until today that this flag existed or, obviously, what its colors are.

Listen, you can’t have 50 luxury boxes AND functional turf. Corners had to be cut somewhere, and when you’re watching half a dozen players tear their ACL on a beautiful 62" 4k display, set in solid oak, from the comfort of a single source leather recliner, sipping pinot from the vineyard on the roof of Levis stadium,…

DeMarcus Ware took Oher to the cleaners; thankfully Sandra Bullock picked him up a few hours later.

Well, at least it’s not the worst thing to fall out of a Bengal’s pickup truck.

I don’t see why it’s necessary to subject the losing team to this right after the game. Let them do a conference call the next day or something, after they’ve composed themselves. And it definitely shouldn’t be happening in the same room as the winning team’s conferences.

Normally when you cover trash with dirt it is called a landfill.

Oops! I was cleaning my keyboard, and my trigger finger accidentally hit the dismiss button. /shrug. So a few innocent bystander comments died. Collateral damage, I guess. Whaddya gonna do?

Fuck guns, and fuck our obsessive worship of guns. RIP Jibri Bryan, another senseless casualty of American bloodlust.

Reached for comment, Kevin Love said, “I can’t really defend his firing. Or the job he did as coach. ...Actually, I can’t defend anything. Please don’t ask me to.”

Reached for comment, Cavs Superstar LeBron James said, “The team is going to miss Dave and all the hard work he has done. But I promise the city of Cleveland: we will not stop until we find an even more talented individual to serve as team waterboy for the rest of the season.”

All I want from the Lakers this season is for them to just designate a game for Kobe to shoot 100 times and let him try to break records.

I hope Kobe scores 40 in this game. On 113 shots.

Has this fucking guy seen the men who’ve coached the Browns?

True, might just be me seeing four anthropomorphized muscular male tigers wearing skimpy leotards around a female gazelle with defined human breasts.... on a pedestal. Must be crazy.

Chandler really should’ve had a fall guy ready to run into the police station with no shirt and shoes though. Kids these days.

oh wow. I didn’t know Chalmers was an actual player. I thought the whole Miami thing was just LeBron working with the Make-A-Wish Foundation.

Not a single comma. That put holes in my brain.

So, back in the day I was an above-average pitcher. My junior year of high school saw us make it to the state championship in Chattanooga to play at famous and historic Lookout Stadium, and I got the call in the title game against the (at the time) #10-ranked team in the nation, a team out of Kingsport, TN (rednecks,…

do you think we could get about 32 more gifs on the front page so the load time pushes infinity?