Because this isn’t Buffalo.

He didn’t change his pivot foot even once. He slid it. Still traveling, but it’s still the NBA.

Really appreciate the snark for not having gone to prison, like that’s some great experience he’s been robbed of.

The trailer cuts as he and the horse dive off the cliff for a goddamn reason, asshole- to leave a little fucking suspense about what happens next. Can you also give me some Hateful Eight and TFA spoilers too, please?

I can only imagine the look Poppovich would give a reporter who was dumb enough to ask why he kept his best player in a winnable game, regardless of situation.

But Dwight’s hardly been considered “undersized.” Closer to 6’11” than 6’9”. Harden and Durant (both considerably smaller than Dwight), also get/got to the line 10 times a game, with a lot of that contact coming from guys their size or bigger. I just don’t agree with the premise that Dwight’s damaged goods bc of all…

How and when did he take a beating? Matching up with all those elite Centers in the East from the mid 2000s on? His most significant battles were with an old, washed-up Shaq. And that was when Dwight had less mileage on him/should have been able to recover...

Probs bc you’re including “heaves” into your sex life, tbh. Try a new move, like a counter-clockwise swirl.

Been a fan of Norman’s since training camp when he got Cam for a pick-6, then talked shit to and fought him.

Yeah! How DARE he escape death, only to realize spending time with your family isn’t a bad fall back plan to making millions of dollars coaching a shit team. Screw him, and anyone who understands perspective!

No, but really, when is he due?

You’re a security guard at a place that can hold up to 100,000 people including athletes and live TV crews. Yes some people are going to need to show up before, and stay late as there’s a lot of shit going on that you simply aren’t aware of. A lot of these positions are “front of house” meaning you’re in view…

Is Wayne Brady gonna have Teletovic?

Let’s not let facts stand in the way of a mild* take.

For those of you keeping score at home (and God knows baseball truthers love that shit), the two highest paid pitchers in the history of the sport have a career total of 4 playoff wins, combined.

HOW AM I GOING TO EXPLAIN THIS TO MY 9 YEAR OLD?!?.... “Something daddy should have done about 9 years and 9 months ago.”

Counterpoint: watch a Warriors game, and let me know how boring basketball is. And of his long list of accomplishments and accolades, being the first and only athlete to be accused of a crime, surely has to be one of the highest.

I’m just going to assume you’ve never heard of tax and tip? Go sit down for a $7 lunch, and I’d bet you’re forking over $10 by the end of the meal.

“Definitely not until after someone is hurt.” -Roger Goodell