Sir, just please calm down and we’ll get off your lawn.

Even better, look how demoralized the Memphis players are after the buzzer-beater.

Damn, it’s not often you see a player good enough that he breaks the will of not only the opposing players, but the opposing announcers as well. Don’t know who the Grizz had on the mic there for that second shot, but I know he reached for a flask after that “Of course he does”.

“1 second Curry for three, it’s good if it goes and of course it does.”

Mozgov is center. Center on LeBron team not meant to create own baskets. Center on LeBron team meant to catch pass, make dunk, make shot. Mozgov is good center for LeBron team.

Ken Shamrock is real??? I thought he was just the Irish equivalent of John Q. Public.

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual…

Later on Ty Lawson trumped Augustin with a 12 Step effort.

Yeah, but, can she tell us when Swish is actually coming out?

Thank you for the opportunity to re-post the best photo ever:

I am noping this article so hard, as I’m literally eating a fried chicken sandwich on a donut bun for lunch.

Colts’ QB Matt Hassebleck was in emergency room until 2 am TUESDAY, dealing with virus he’s still feeling. From hospital to start.

It certainly does look suspicious. Usually when Manziel catches fire at home, the Browns are there to immediately throw cold water on it.

James Harrison just knocked over his dining table.

They’re giving out practice squad trophies in Miami no wonder the team is bad at football they’ve been coddled and hugged and told they were special by their handlers and personal assistants in my day the only personal assistant a quarterback had was his conscience and if any scrub player picked him off in practice,…

“But what I do have are a very hot set of takes, takes I have acquired over a very long career. Takes that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you apologize now, that’ll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don’t, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will threaten…

That take was so strong, it could bench 450 and squat 750.

Host Chris Cotter changed gears, and Galloway quickly apologized.

I see you’ve overlooked my classic, “Fishsticks that you put in an oven that was too hot and then blacked out and woke up thinking you set your house on fire (I’m never drinking again).”

It’s pretty much a staple in my house.