I stopped reading after I realized that first anecdote was a poorly revised version of one of Aziz Ansari’s Kanye jokes.

So in addition to shoe sales, you’ve also never heard of Woldstar? That site practically revolves around females fighting females fighting.

Can we double check where he stands in the concussion protocol? Bc no player with a fully-functioning brain actually wants to play for the Browns.

You didn’t capitalize The. You most definitely are not a Buckeye.

Yes.

What part of this is sad? I’m at 6 minutes and still waiting for the sadness...

Yeah! Why make a laughingstock of one of the league’s greatest franchises when you have the opportunity to roll out a lineup of world-beaters like that?!?

That intro is basically Sharknado, with more hockey and less Mark Cuban.

The amount of “Edison Volquez’s father died” stories on here this morning is absurd. Next topic, PLEASE!

As a fellow Columbus native, I think you’ve got to be willfully ignorant not to know who the Blue Jackets are.

the best part for me was imagining Earl Boykins, all 5’5” of him, asking JaVale McGee for his money like he’s asking his dad for an allowance.

This guy’s the human version of this dog.

I mean, the guy kept saying “go”...

What’s half of 3?

Yeah that bonus time and stoppage time is definitely “normal”

Thank you for this. Watching the game last night, I knew the second I saw that guy, he’d be online today. Thank you.

Weird that we’ve reached the point where real life reminds you of video game graphics, and not the other way around.

“Something happens to the Bills’ balls and Goodell doesn’t say shit about it?! #FreeBrady” -Pats fan(s), probably.