Why wouldn’t he?

‘when its twisty puzzle-box structure felt like it was working with, rather than distracting from, the show’s heady questions about consciousness, morality, memory, and more’

This would have been an excellent story to tell in McKay’s style, but the Elizabeth Holmes well has run dry. 

yet she persisted

Coward.

Chase did no such thing, he only acknowledged it was an option. And Tony most certainly does not die onscreen.

I mean leaving out Oz–the show that kicked off HBO’s golden age, and one that’s still remarkably relevant–is fundamentally disqualifying.

LOL not surprising that she turned out to be a fraud considering that she spent half life pretending John Wayne had to be held back from physically assaulting her

She had that one hit at the perfect time–she’s benefitted by being a poster child for Poptimism, the idea that manufactured pop product should be taken as seriously as music made by people with creativity and ability. See also: Ke$ha, Meghan Trainor

Whaaaah bad internet man made fun of my processed cheese streaming show

What kind of power did the Arcade Fire dude have? X-ray vision? He turns into Hulk? Faster than a speeding bullet?

DRONEZ, I imagine, didn’t make the list because it doesn’t feel as immediate now that the NYC-hipster-edgelord Vice aesthetic it parodies has mostly gone out of fashion, but it’s a masterpiece that absolutely destroys its target.

Did Farley even top 300? People would still be complaining about him being cast

“Cool Stranger Things decoration”

I would have happily served as her personal love-slave. Rest in Power Judy.

Of course AVC alludes to the John Wayne story (although the ‘reportedly’ is a nice hedge) but the myth that he was angered at this is bullshit.

Shocking that the ‘if you don’t see my movie you’re a homophobic bigot who voted for Trump’ ad campaign isn’t working

I mean the marketing surrounding Bros suggesting it was HISTORIC because funny gays had never before appeared on screen made it seem as fun as eating steamed vegetables

Hey now every time he asked about Cecily he added a few more question marks. That’s comedy!

The idea that everyone’s favorite SNL season is the one that aired when they were 18 has been around for decades