FORTY FUCKING GRAND.

Because people still assume (mistakenly so) that unions are the best thing for an employee that there ever was.

tesla does NOT need to unionize. this isn’t the fucking 1930s. tech giants don’t need unions. this is a money-grab and people are too stupid to see it.

I’d suggest that the “asshole” in “asshole milennials” is redundant.

As a Gen X’er, I feel left out, and yet superior at the same time.

Now you can see why crash test dummies don’t want to go to India.

I do.

You’re just mad because you can never remember your PIN number.

I was thinking you’d go for a Chrysler New Yorker with appropriate delivery driver, like Dita von Teese

Congratulations, Mr. clutchshiftington, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a police car which this lovely cop will deliver after she stops for some donuts pizza.

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I’m deathly terrified of the turn signal.

Fox killed my favorite show since Firefly when they axed that one. And since I can’t buy The Good Guys on dvd, I’ve resigned myself to a Netflix subscription until I die.
More importantly, it taught me that if I ever have the money to buy a classic muscle car, I’m blasting “Thunderstruck” by AC/DC on repeat.

I accidentally drank Goo-G0ne Citrus-Power Spray-Gel (less than a year ago, natch) and all I got in exchange was three days of hideous explosive diarrhea and the opportunity to answer Poison Control’s question (“WHY did you drink it?”) with the obvious rejoinder of “Because I’m an idiot.”

Need seat swap. Fat kid can use all the power on that kart with all that extra “down” force.

NSFW or anywhere else . . .

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

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