Dat hood ornament tho, its like a gun ironsight to aim at the poor people your one percent self will hit

Well, they also birthed Sanders and adopted Hilary, so New York pretty much has it’s hands all over this election.

Yeah, that’s like getting to third base with a hot girl and finding a dick.

I PAID FOR THIS DREMEL AND DAMMIT I’M GONNA USE IT

If this were a real "collectors piece", it'd be at an auction.

What did your FJ do wrong? Why is it all alone and facing the corner?

Have you ever started your car, then left it running as you popped back into your house for a quick sec to grab something?

Ahh, back when you could self-service an Apple!

As you’ve pointed out, this very much depends on the make and model of the vehicle you’re trying to service.

This world would be much more entertaining if this was how companies “won” construction contracts.

Sorry to hear that.

Young men who want to drive faster than they should gravitate to cheap, relatively high powered RWD cars. It’s not about Mustangs in particular.

If you can dodge an RPG, you can dodge a trailer hitch.

This, a million billion fucking times this.

Your eyes are also 15 years older than they were in 2001.

Why they they took the proper sealed beams away from us !

How many are going to start “I bought a Volkswagen TDI...”

Worst forum shit storm ever seen? Easy. Go to any thread on Gawker or Jezebel, make a comment where you might appear to not be a left wing liberal nut job. You could tell them the sky is blue. However, if they even THINK you are a Republican (even if thats not the case), not only is the sky NOT blue, but you are an…

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