Dana White is the kind of boss that suddenly yells “you’re fired!” when your trying to tell him you’re quitting.

This stupid thing is said *every* time here and it’s still wrong. Phelps is competing against literally everyone. Semenya is competing against a subset limited to women, while possessing a significant advantage of having male testosterone.

The ruling is specific to 46X/Y people, which means she isn’t a XX chromosome female.  That’s the part Deadspin likes to leave out.

I’m pretty sure she already lost her appeal here too despite the best efforts of the extremely woke Deadspin staff

The only option left is for it to be litigated in the Deadspin comments section

With apologies I bet that chafes her balls.

Before the trolls get here, let’s remember to never judge someone until you run a half-mile in her shoes.

He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

A-Rod just wanted someone else to eat the outside of the cake first, since he only prefers the centaur pieces.

I’m surprised it’s got dust on it.

Why doesn’t he build the entire game out of that throw?

I spit out a mouthful of Lucky Charms and Strawberry Quik when I heard her dare to challenge the tastes I have loyally had since childhood!

Fixed the headline for you.

Preach it brother.

Just a heads up, I don’t think you know what “hot and bothered” means. This is one of those times that someone correcting something you say could actually benefit you later. 

If you think white supremacists have valid points I'm doubting how progressive you really are. 

Well, this should at least satisfy the purists who for years complained about baseball analysts judging players like Addison Russell, Odubel Hererra, and Roberto Osuna without having the benefit of personal experience.

This Jonah guy sounds like a whale of an asshole.

Pitaro was hoisted by his own Le Batard.