Can plexiglass stop a Philadelphia D cell?

Same reason Jake and Elwood Blues had a chicken wire screen in front of them when they sang at Bob’s Country Bunker.

Its so that people don't throw stuff at him, or at least so said stuff doesn't hit him

Probably a sound thing,

“but this game was still up for grabs late in the 4th. “

Alabama’s win probability never dropped below 96% at any time in the 4th, and wasnt below 90% anytime after the first 10 minutes of the game or so. Scroll down a bit to find win probability here: http://www.espn.com/college-football/game/_/gameId/401032078

Wouldn’t an unusual result be him passing his drug test?

But it worked in Brockway, Ogdenville, and North Haverbrook!

He might have to sell his car again to afford it now

I mean, the dude could have been struck by lightning at like, any point in his life. The situation is functionally the same, he should have planned better for the future.

Well one thing is certain. Inherited wealth is clearly a very good thing and only ever leads to talented people making important and good decisions. 

Please don’t take this as me being insensitive to people with Alzheimer’s, because it has affected my family as well, but I can’t stop thinking about what’s going to happen if Annabel looks in the mirror while having a bad delirium episode and doesn’t remember doing this to her face.

Even though he’s now Kareem Cut, Michael Fucking Wilbon probably still gonna harp on about “needing context” on Monday.

It probably helps that you’re not in a relationship with Reuben Foster.

Make some room for Art Briles while you are there Bob. 

When a douche with bad hair, stands on his chair.

It’s the only cheap thing in town!

I loathe running. The pain in the lungs, sore knees, sore feet, blisters. I’d rather spend two or three hours lifting heavy things and putting them back down. But I absolutely love reading stories about long-distance runners and the sport of running. This is one of the best I’ve read here.

Lest anyone think that Cantrell is a misogynist: He hates everybody with an ecumenical passion.

Great work! I love these longform articles on endurance running even though, or perhaps because, I never run more than a couple of miles in a day. I think they help me remember, when I feel like I’m dying on the last quarter-mile push of my daily run (which is all uphill - thanks, me from several years ago who picked…