I’m not surprised by this at all. Cindymoo works in the ER and women have been using it as their gyno, and she gets dozens, and I mean dozens, of funky pelvic exams every weekend. Since they require a woman to be in there if the doctor is a male, she assists on nearly every single one, and she’s been seeing a lot of…

I blame this movie:

I don’t know the answer to that one but I have 2 for the farting line well one farting and one shitting lol. Got an older gentleman who works in my office, like 5 feet away. When I was training him he was sitting in my chair, let me repeat that for you MY FUCKING CHAIR, and as I am sitting there showing him what you…

Ha! By which I mean, sorry. Not food related, but that reminds me of being in the Air Force and manning an airplane during a static display at an airshow/open house. Sensing the kids’ excitement, and knowing there wasn’t much damage they could do, I allowed kids to sit in the seats, push buttons, pull levers, make…

God, this shit happened all the time when one of my ex-girlfriends worked at Borders. Because of the size of the store, they could never know if the parents were still there, but as the kid’s section supervisor it turned her job into a circus of apprehensive hovering when a toddler was just clomp-clomping around…

No joke, the margarita story has me ENRAGED.

Is this a serious comment? You don’t understand the difference between farting in a restaurant and dressing in a non-puritanical way?

Jewel is hawwwwwt! Meow wow wow. Sean penn whoop whomp whomp her song poetry whom whomp whomp.

You have Sunday off? You don’t have a physical job either. I’m an attorney and have one LeCreuset dutch oven to use to braise my short ribs.

That’s really awesome that 2 professional, college-educated, middle-class people who live together have the time and where-withal to buy $120 in meat and food to cook in their $80 pressure cooker. Good for you, man!

That’s assuming everyone has a) a working oven, stove, and whatever other gadgets necessary to make everything, b) the storage space for meal planning, c) the consecutive time to make so much in one sitting, d) the access to the food in the first place, and e) the knowledge with which to do those things. My spouse is…

You just ignored what everyone else had to say about lack of skills, time, and energy, didn’t you? There’s also something the poor face that you and your white collar wife don’t: decision fatigue.

Jake Conrad’s story reminds me of an experience I had standing in line at Starbucks inside a Target store behind 3 women who had seemingly never been to a Starbucks before. All of them had that appalling, nasal, grating, north-suburban-Boston-trash accent that makes me embarassed to have been born and raised in…

I am sick of the racial policing that hispanics get constantly from all sides. As a half-hispanic man, it is ridiculous how people think that just because I am light-skinned that I “fit” perfectly into white society and never dealt with similar prejudices and background as other hispanics. It was fucking hard to…

Cool, get that center started! That would be awesome and much needed! Write some letters, start some fundraisers, raise awareness! That is, if it won’t cut into your bitching-pointlessly-in-comment-sections-about-feminism time.

People like this want attention, they just don’t want consequences.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

From Bristol Palin’s blog: