Also that voicemail isn’t threatening in the slightest. Rofl pussies.

“But females females females females!”- Crown Vic manager guy

Hi, I just time traveled here from 1995 and I’m really excited to read this Jewel interview!

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I still listen to this CD! Pity how P. Diddy wanted them to slut it up .

Taking heat from... Business Insider? Who gives a fuck?

Meet Fuckboy Joker

Prizes for doing yoga? I want in on that shit.