Salt, sugar, and fat aren’t bad for you, strictly speaking. Your body needs sodium, glucose, and fatty acids to function properly. They’re tasty because they’re valuable sources of nutrients that were difficult to find in our evolutionary past. The fact they’re now present everywhere and all too easy to consume in…

I find it likely that in this case the $ 350 000 sum is correct, but the .003 per stream is not. Spotify pays between .003 and .004 per stream, and I’d imagine Weird Al is closer to the top end of that scale rather than the bottom, which would be the right ballpark for the total sum.

That's reporting? Sometimes silly things happen in the world, but if you're reporting on the things going on in the world, then that's what you report on.

The entire subculture of streaming is hot garbage.

lmao the controversy is p silly yeah, that’s the internet for you i guess

So you’re telling me that not only will Saturn’s rings disappear, but all paper too? 

I’m down for a Straylight Run.

Yeah, they seem to be really...sorry, stoked, about this company for no real reason. At this point this company is barely past the vaporware stage let alone a real rocket that will actually fly. This is just a powerpoint slide at this point.

Oh, I assumed it would’ve been the occupants of the campervan. Glad it wasn’t. Zero sympathy on my end for those two. 

They lived long enough to see themselves become the villain. 

Well you know what they say - most of the time reality tends to trump fiction... I don’t know if Sir Brian May has defeated any aliens though, so maybe not in this particular case. :P

Buckaroo Banzai is a genocidal vigilante.  We just wanted to get off your lousy planet, Monkey Boy.

Speaking of disinformation - someone has a new view of the world. (No, not the new maps China’s been putting out claiming disputed territory on the Russian and Indian borders...)

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0696956/

I’ve seen this movie... they should have left it alone.

Hah! We actually call it the Cone of Shame, lol

There is a third option. Monkeycrackers may have been interested in the details of the items and noticed the inaccuracies in the original article. In which case, it is a perfectly fine look.

Poorly researched.

Elon, cut it off because Ukraine was using Starlink for Drone RC targeting and bombing, not it’s intended purpose of Free Internet. Don’t be a tool... Elon does what he wants not what anyone says.

Just checking that you watched the video. Relevant lyrics: