Nope, fuck that. If the nozzle reaches, I’m taking an available pump. Not gonna sit behind the 2 mooks that are waiting for the one pump that “matches” when there are 2-3 open ones that are completely cromulent for the task.

Salt, sugar, and fat aren’t bad for you, strictly speaking. Your body needs sodium, glucose, and fatty acids to function properly. They’re tasty because they’re valuable sources of nutrients that were difficult to find in our evolutionary past. The fact they’re now present everywhere and all too easy to consume in…

That's reporting? Sometimes silly things happen in the world, but if you're reporting on the things going on in the world, then that's what you report on.

The entire subculture of streaming is hot garbage.

lmao the controversy is p silly yeah, that’s the internet for you i guess

Oh, I assumed it would’ve been the occupants of the campervan. Glad it wasn’t. Zero sympathy on my end for those two. 

Just checking that you watched the video. Relevant lyrics:

What?! *That* space pirate?...?!!

The correct answer to the headline is: One - Matt Damon.

We have no idea if they’re losing money on commercial launches, but I doubt it. There’d be no point in selling them if they were. 

Huh.  Then maybe these are more intelligent than I’d thought.

The “Fuck your Feelings” crowd sure likes their safe spaces.

“Reality has a well known liberal bias” - Stephen Colbert

Please no new species of nazis thank you.

Clearly Indians Jone’s least favorite animal pissed in my breakfast cereal.

Snakus whydidithavetobesnaki

Tachymenoides excrementumcani, more like.

Where’s the picture of the snake?

If a sitting Vice President could individually decide that a state’s election were invalid and assign those electors at his own whim, then Al Gore is the most selfless, principled, man that ever lived.