Had it with my ‘00 S4. Love that key. It’s a great fidget toy.

I’m old enough that the very word “influencer” makes me want to puke. And get off my lawn, will ya.

It’s definitely stupidly expensive in my opinion, but that’s fine, I won’t buy it. I don’t see why they have to sell it at a price I’m willing to pay. We’re not talking about a necessity here.

Capitalism is a way of exporting pollution to poor people. If you can afford not to live next to a power plant, would you?

I read and I don’t understand.

I know people who should be immune from this for obvious reasons.

Oh, don’t be such a downer. They just want to play Sim City in real life.

Ah, thank you. I didn’t care for the music and didn’t listen that far into it. I couldn’t be sure if it is mocking YOLO, or mocking people who are mocking YOLO.

Isn’t this exactly the problem? If we live multiple times, it wouldn’t be such a big deal.

The question is “How Many People Does It Take to Start a Colony on Mars?”, not “How Many People Can We Send To Mars Right Now?”

In a report that will make you want to travel by car for the rest of your life

Well, that’s because they’re called Artificial Intelligence, not Artificial Stupidity.

Is it any surprise the ones calling everyone else snowflakes are the real snowflakes?

Sorry, was probably not in the best of moods that day. And I never trust snakes around my breakfast cereal. I do love having gopher snakes in my garden though - great for getting rid of rodents.

I really thought this was going to be a slide show...

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It says named after “Indiana Jone’s least favorite animal”, not “snake”. Indiana Jone’s least favorite animal is obviously Harrison Ford.

Yeah, major fail for this article. Guessing they either didn’t get permission to use the photo, or couldn’t be bothered to ask.

Yes, I was expecting the scientific name to be “Snakes whydidithavetobesnakes” or something like that.

Yes. And even NASA said so.