that looks more like a towed array sonar, used to locate stuff under water

LOL, good find!

This is the correct way to handle invasive species, when practical.

It floated across Alaska and Canada and entered Montana from the north where it was noticed.

I said outside of trying to look tough to the fascists.

If thou flies budget airlines, thou is excused from paying for thy child and may create a new child at the new destination in my name.

When I read the headline I figured Florida Man was under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol while naked, broke into the wildlife park and shot the poor beast himself.

The term “human dial tone” should be exclusively reserved for people who sign up for anything resembling a Squid Game reality game show. 

You get on a plane for “peace and quiet” ?

Someone googled “Airplane” and “Israel”, and this was the first image.

What an extraordinarily ignorant view on children and parenting. This may sound shocking, but tiny children often behave very differently from each other, regardless of the parenting method. 

The amount of excitement I feel about this is alas, also nothing.

It’s about 1/100th of an Olympic-sized swimming pool.

Forget explaining it, I can’t even explic it.

Yeah, but the possibilities...

a film that very people appear to have seen

Honestly, even if her performance was crap, I’d still find it difficult to care, considering that the majority of nominations are backed by multi-million dollar campaigns by well-connected studios.

Honestly, pickups and SUVs are getting so large and stupid now, we need legislation, but so long as the auto companies and their lobbyists are basically making the rules, it won’t happen.

Maybe try reading the article?

Only if you order the fish sandwich.