It’s always projection with these pieces of shit. Every fucking time. 

Our natural satellite has no atmosphere to speak of

Yeah, sorry.  First two is as far as I got.

Not really how the CPSC works. A large part of what they do is after-the-fact actions like leveraging their hotline. I’m sure it takes time to investigate reports/findings as well, they’re relatively small. Last reported death I could find was in 2021, to put the timeline in perspective.

I care because his electability isn’t the issue, it’s the fallout from his lie filled hate speech and the physical violence that will be the inevitable result. Shitbags like him don’t deserve a megaphone to spew hateful lies.

0 to 62mph in 6.7 seconds . . . and stay at 62mph, in the left lane, for the next 15 miles.  Arggghhhhhhhh!

Admittedly, the Prettiest Prius ever is a very low bar, but yeah, I actually dig the looks of this thing.

I mean, depends on the sequence of events...seems like a real possible way to get shit on your boots.

Foldables are way less of an upgrade over standard smartphones than smartphones were over dumb phones.

this is a damned lie that needs to stop being told. Investment fraud, by and large doesn’t hurt the rich. They own their OWN Stock, not others. Who does it actually hurt? It hurts your dad’s union pension fund, it hurts your city teacher’s retirement fund, it hurts your 401k, it hurts social security (which invests in…

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LAYER UPON LAYER of meaning.

Why not do something slightly less insane, like opening a portal to hell or buying twitter?

How big is this intersection of Super Mario Bros. players and TikTok users? Isn't TikTok for kids? And SMB for kids 35 or so years ago? 

You know you did bad when the lawyers won’t take your money.

Pretty soon, a shorter, more practical slide show would be the list of bridges he hasn’t burned.

10. Sanity

Once the demons pass their tests they will be able to take over bulldozers and steam rollers!

What’s Trump gotta do with it?

11. Gizmodo not using a slideshow for an article