the Want to date a family member is something we know about, we’ve reproduced ourselves, we’re working on it.

wait so we say body positivity, but also body shame elon musk? seems the entire article is saying “ew, he has a weird torso”. a bit of a double standard no, jezebel?

Please don’t lump all us Boomers in with the idiots. Some of us can actually think for ourselves and understand stuff like, science, facts, empirical evidence.

What? I seriously can’t believe the lengths fanboys go. You really think removing the mute button is a good idea? Mind blown. Seriously - I’ll smoke what you’re smoking.

Editor in chief of Jezebel here: I rarely respond to these comments, but I just feel the need to say here that we are really trying to bring some joy and humor and lightness to the site amid all the serious, horrifying issues we cover. We feel like most of our readers contain multitudes and can appreciate both. It’s…

With his big fuel prices switchboard, obviously! 

Those are both sedans, sure. 

Why would the touchscreen even work if you’re going for an authentic Lucas electrical experience?

International cricketers would disagree. The Ashes trophy is far, far more prestigious, and far, far smaller. Neither trophy’s size is “disrespectful” to its recipients.

The civil lawsuit is based on the family’s claim of negligence by the employer. It’s not a simple work accident if the employer knowingly allowed an unqualified worker to operate machinery. Anything the family gets from Worker’s Comp shouldn’t factor in to the separate lawsuit.

The “unlicensed” bit is a red herring. Operating a vehicle on private property without a license is not illegal, and either way, you don’t need to know how to drive a manual transmission to get a license so this could have just as easily happened to a licensed driver. From the description it was the lack of…

Next you’re going to tell us Santa Claus isn’t real.

One of them was attacked for making a bad joke.

AWD has advanced far beyond just winter conditions. Far beyond.

WHAT THE EVER LOVING FUC- oh, Japan.

Okay.

he’s not gonna fuck you, dude

Never takes long for a Musk bro to show up and post something cringy and hilarious.   

Plus, that would easily triple the IQ of the audience.