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The Mortiest Morty
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That gum I like is coming back in style!

I just enjoyed it. That's my note.

So much garmonbozia. So little time.

I feel the same way about Ryan Gosling. He just isn't a leading man. Even Half-Nelson was only half of a good movie.

DON'T SHAME ME!

I'm Morty…. and you're Rick. We're out of off white Persian.

Except 'White Bear.'

Children, dyslexics, Africans

Holy god that is terrifying. And I've seen some shit.

These assholes have ruined my life!!!

You know Rick you're really riding my ass lately. Also you're so drunk you used the wrong 'your.'

Awwww jeez. Are you sure this is a good idea?

Too white. Pass.

Awwww jeez. Pretty exciting, right guys?

I had the Pear Dream again.

AWWWWWW SHIT YEA

I loved Jack Lemmon in Glengarry Glen Ross but William H Macy was that character in my mind when I read the play.

You sir are This Nation's Saving Grace.

If you have a Mark E Smith profile picture you might be one of those guys.
I say this as a huge Fall fan.