I’m not going to shit on your opinion, but it’s important to expose every kid to those concepts (just like musical arts/literature/history etc.) regardless of perceived use.

I mean, yeah, I could homeschool. But then I’d have to spend a bunch of time with my kids.

Somewhere out there, E.L. James just preordered this and opened a new Word doc.

So now you know what happened to all those beaded lanyards you made at camp, kiddies, and why you couldn't find them when you cleaned out the attic.

Oh, Karen! Silly Karen. The trick is to just buy a super crazy beach towel! Then you’ll always know which one is yours. I suggest this one, because you’re married to a fucking dick.

Even Jesus rolls His eyes at this.

I’m so glad I can’t log into my myspace any more, since it’s connected to my old hotmail account.

It’s viscerally embarrassing to read. I suddenly feel ashamed of all the obviously, transparently performative emails I’ve written to smart boys in a desperate bid to get laid.

Lord I know I’m white, but please don’t ever let me be this white.

I like mine on a tortilla. With sour cream and some sort of spiced meat and some grated cheese and a pile of cilantro. Maybe some refried beans if I’m feeling crazy.

Elle Woods knows nothing.

That’s because he doesn’t want you to suck his dick, Neil.

This delights me. The music and the video.

I think that’s code for “We didn’t put huge knockers on her.”

I like this. Assholes don’t get cake. Oh, you think girls are asking for it? No more cake. You said “If he was beating her, why didn’t she just leave?” No more cake. You think rape culture doesn’t exist? Say goodbye to Cake Culture, moddafucka!

I’m so confused because up until now I thought Fox was such a warm, pro-woman, pro-human environment and that Roger Ailes was a prince among men, and now my illusions have been shattered.

I’m glad that she’s doing this, but, and this is kinda a big but, I’m so sick of people who can seemingly only really see the unfairness and the harm that even just words can cause in their own lives without extrapolating what others might be going through, too. I’m glad you’re bringing the issue of sexual harassment…

yes...and no.

sorry...what did I get wrong? I actually like the German (euro) model. But it is not what we have here. The costs are significantly lower because they do things much different. The German and US are vastly different...it’s not like they had a similar system and then decided to cover the cost with taxes. For example,…