I didn’t know Georgia O’Keefe made wallets now.

End of story.

I wish it said “suck my dick”. I mean she’s 81. why not!

And wouldn’t we all be criticizing the DNC if they hadn’t had an early strategy? I know I would.

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Oh FFS. Sanders was not polling with any kind of real support at the time this stuff was written. It’s not unfair to support a strong front runner to try to make sure a Dem gets the nod. You know what Sanders supporters? HRC was also favored early on in 2007/8. You know what, a black man named Barack Hussein Obama…

Man, Hemingway got weird near the end.

I spent the last few weeks thinking of a tree that we used to have in the backyard of our old house. All those hours I spent under that tree looking up as the sunlight dripped like honey through the leaves. When the thin cold wire of time wasn’t pressing pushing tight against my neck. There was time back then. There’s…

I was a secret league of one, only with no sense of how to read the directions on whatever inner map was supposed to be my guide to the conspiracy.

I seriously laughed out loud at this....hahahahahah

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

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According to New Yorkers it is.

The filming was mainly planned for Montauk, the last stop on the LIRR and one of the most beautiful beach towns in New York City.

Pshaw, dogs are no better, as anyone who has received an ardor-dampening cold nose to a sensitive region during an inopportune time can attest.

I LOVE THIS MOVIE! But the book was meh. I actually read the book after I saw the movie and I wondered if you always like the version you see first, like usually you read the book first so you like the book better. BUT, I just read the Variety article and it says how they totally changed the script for the movie so…

Please watch!

Don’t forget the bizarre racism towards her roommates (“They are Indian and don’t talk and smell like curry!”). The movie was so much better in every possible way.

Do it! The writers basically looked at the book and were like, Uh, this sucks, but the seed of the idea is good, so let’s work with that. They threw away everything that was bad about the book: a lot of the pettiness, everything saintly about the boyfriend (was it really necessary to have him working with…