She has to squint all the time so that she only sees the blurry outline of her husband and feels a little less sad about everything.

I got drunk one night and started yelling at some guy because he kept spewing on about how he needs to “cleanse” and the benefits. Finally I snapped and was like YOUR BODY IS MADE FOR THAT JUST EAT SOME FIBER, AND POOP.

Honestly, I don’t really understand what these people eat so that’s part of it.

One thing I will say for her...at least she’s not pretending like she eats cheeseburgers and fries all the time when she doesn’t. I enjoy the honesty, even if it is depressing as hell.

Okay so yeah, their diet means like, you basically can’t enjoy eating ever again, but I want to talk about the juice cleanse part.

I was a little upset when you ended the article without finding out what you would eat for breakfast.

Never before has so much beauty inspired so little envy.

I work two jobs, a security guard and part time as a stocker at a grocery store. Between the two I pull in 39k and some change. Neither of these jobs require degrees. Neither of them require experience.

He also doesn’t mention being any part of the day-to-day labor of raising a child. I would have had a totally different reaction to this piece if he had said “I don’t make enough money to pay child support, but my flexible schedule means that I do all the after-school pick-ups, sick-day care-taking, etc...” Instead,…

When my daughter’s father dicked me over with the child support, I took an administrative job in a showroom and unbeknownst to me, one of my duties was to walk their mangy old dog. I hate dogs. Their dog was old and smelly. Ugly too. You best believe I walked that motherfucker and picked up his shit everyday. Fuck yo…

Wow. And I thought graduate school was a mistake.

“I think it’s important that they be breeded [sic] at the park, just because it promotes study, and how they grow, and what their habits are, which will help everybody in the future,”

Wait. What if I never shopped at either?? Am I a sex worker or a not-girl? Do I even exist?!

Coloring outside the lines has it’s place.

That’s awesome though. :)

Trolling their Twitter’d probably actually make the catalogs stop. :)

“Yarn to table”

I have to disagree with you about The Decemberists, but definitely agree with you about the Pearl. It’s a weird little pocket that I avoid as much as possible. East side all the way!

http://reductress.com/post/i-own-two…

Well.. Anthropologie is basically:
manufactured, gentrified half-artsy thrift chic, so.......