“During a time when the American family started to fall apart, one man decided to pull his back together. Watch the amazing story of a baseball player who decided the real American past-time — was time with his son.”

God, if I hear one more person bring up the “BUT THE IRISH!!!” argument when discussing racial oppression I will strangle them. I’m Jewish, and I don’t feel the compulsion to yell out “BUT ANTISEMITISM!!!!” when discussing the Black Lives Matter campaign. Different topic for a different time. Totally and completely…

Williams: Look, I’m just going to level with all of you here. The kid’s 14 years old and his hormones are raging, and we can’t afford to buy all new uniforms and merchandise calling ourselves the Chicago Crusty Socks.

Shamrock shake almost as bad as slavery:

This is such bullshit.

I went to a party for the last Republican debate that Trump was in. There were maybe six folks in a room at one point, half women, and one guy asked “if you HAD to vote for a Republican, which would you pick.” All three of us women said “Trump” without pausing. We all loathe him, but he’s the only candidate who has…

Great for people who want to watch a movie in peace. Sucks for parents who can’t find evening sitters.

When I was pregnant with my third daughter I can’t even count the number of people who thought it was okay to say things like, “Ohhh you must be so disappointed.” And my personal favorite (by the nurse in the hospital who delivered her), “Don’t worry, you’re still young enough to have more.” Our go to response was,…

Sause Bros

I feel like running is one of those things, though, that you can spend as much as you want to. Some of it (like cold weather gear) is determined by environment. I would say my output is probably pretty similar to yours. Less on compression gear, but more on nip guards, body glide, etc. Still, the two extremes I’ll see…

Stupid Kinja. I cannot star you. So

excuse me I think it is technically called a Jeb!cajete

lol that cat didn’t know not to fuck with an octopus

if only it had sound you could hear the octopus whispering:

THEYVE BEEN TRYING TO WARN US THIS WHOLE TIME

No thot shots. Keep it under your hat Pope. There are kids watching.

Honestly, by prominent I meant: easy to recognize by me ha ha ha.

Uh, on what planet does Hillary Clinton not care about or address equal pay? I know Bernie Sanders fan don’t like her, at all, but you can’t just make shit up about her record. She introduced the Paycheck Fairness Act and cosponsored the Lilly Ledbetter Fair Pay Act for christ’s sake.