This is less “eyebrow thread” and more errant Silly String cumshot.

If DWS wants to take on Elizabeth Warren, she’s going to find out exactly where she stands with the rest of us relative to Warren.

Between this odd story and the Ben Affleck nanny situation, I feel bad for actual nannies. I feel like more often than not, they are dealing with advances from their employer rather than coming onto the employer.

I’d fire her- there’s just no excuse for that degree of technological incompetence.

She dropped “Bless his heart.”

Also, if your religion prohibits you from interacting with literally half the people on the planet, your religion probably sucks.

Finally. If your religion prohibits any sight or incidental contact with women, maybe you should stay home. We certainly won't.

Yes we camembert.

The Havarti Party: I Brielieve in America!

WE’RE GONNA REMAKE EVERYTHING THERE OUTTA OAK IT’S GONNA BE REAL FUCKIN CLASSY

I prefer my all cheese-based political platform.

Yeah, but did you hear what Meryl said last week?

I mean, a diverse cast isn’t helping this shitheap into profitability. I’m sure any exposure is good exposure and obviously they’re overpaying, but maybe actors of color dodged a bullet.

Analyst Jeff Bock says, “This is on target to be one of the biggest box office belly flops of 2016. They didn’t greenlight this film with the thought of having one film. They greenlit it hoping to get three films out of this.”

“he would pardon David Daleiden, recently indicted on felon”

So there you have it - *certifiable written proof* the pathological Cruzmonster coddles criminals and is soft on crime.

(If more of the Fox/GOP electorate could read, he might be in jeapordy of some consequences).

“Trump voters”... “nuance”

First photo looks like she just realized she agreed to sleep with Donald Trump to save America.

Can I choose WHEN to do it? Because now? Meh, Cruz and Rubio are both just as nuts as Trump, they’re just less obnoxious about it, and I think Trump is the best chance for the Democrats to really run the table. But if I could do it in October, when it’s too late for the GOP to name a replacement and it would guarantee…

If you gangbang Cruz, Rubio, Carson, and Trump and they all drop out, you get your face carved in Mount Rushmore.

Me too. And it’s sad that he got more criticism for that than for his crazy policies.