They don’t hover. Stop calling them “hoverboards.”

Shhh....shhh...it’s ok...back to sleepy-sleeps for you.....shhhh....

Armchair diagnosis is dumb on like a dozen different levels I could name without taking a beat, but what I find most interesting is how quick people jumped to mental illness here when sometimes people are just egotistical assholes (I guess that’s a reflection of the destigmatization of discussing mental illness, if…

Maybe he should have just sent the last tweet?

Nouns were one of the key tools the CIA used to topple legitimate governments in the past 50 years. And that’s because nouns and other parts of speech help solidfy our class systems, with most of the new predicates have gone to the 1%. In a Bernie Sanders administration, such grammar differences would have been to be…

Oh, good lord. But on the plus side, I can incorporate this into an English lesson for my kids.

Those are also 4 of the most disliked Care Bears ever.

Of course! IRL, if your hubby decides of his own free will to do the deed with a deer corpse, just because he wants to, that is your official red flag: your hubby is seriously messed up in the head, and you need to run for the hills.

A better question is, “You just found out your true love has been fucking a goat every three months. Are they still your true love?”

Are you then saying that you find the rest of the question perfectly reasonable?

As a goat breeder, would you recommend going for the deal? Asking for science.

As someone who breeds goats I can tell you right now that a goat’s penis extends A LOT more than 3-4 centimeters.

Well, I can see why they all cheated on you.

yeh this is literally at the bottom of me ‘to care about’ list.

This isn’t Reddit dude. Not an acceptable answer.

ALL FEMALES CHEAT. That’s a FACT.

A feminist should pull her vagina aside and have a one on one with it, really dig deep, and come to an understanding.

Answer to the question: however the fuck she wants. The question is insulting (not that I’m pointing fingers at Stassa, just, you know, at the entire culture of this debate).

My gut reaction was “Well, your mom likes you, so she’s obviously a terrible judge of character. I’d feel comfortable being on her shit list.”

Caitlyn Jenner SHOULD get more shit for her beliefs than her gender identity, since her beliefs are stupid, and she had basically nothing to do with being trans. So, yay, if that’s the way it’s going down for her.