WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO HIDE SENATOR CRUZ? THE AMERICAN PEOPLE DESERVE THE TRUTH, SIR!!

Yeah. “If you want to stay together...” is not fair. Why should only the cheater get to make that choice? Put all the cards on the table and decide together.

Oh, hello there in black and white young child world. Nice to meet you.

Your statement is wrong on so many levels. There are as many different reasons why, or that may lead to a person cheating, as there are stars in the sky. Not every single person can be shoe-horned into your narrative of, “Well, apparently you wanted side action more...”

Or you might wondering “wait, what is an ‘Asian style’ blogger? Is that like a regular blogger that the supermarket has tossed some bamboo shoots and baby corn on, then covered in an indistinct orange sauce? Oh they mean a style blogger who is Asian, never mind.”

I feel like 9/11 is a good line or The rise of the internet. I feel like I either am at the tail end of a generation who remembers a pre-9/11 world (I was just beginning high school) or the beginning of a generation who grew up with the internet being a normal part of life (as opposed to my sister who barely used…

That was actually a decent apology from the editor....

Chicago deep dish isn’t pizza.

I was angling for some kind of take on “pull yourself up by your tampon strings,” but it wouldn’t quite come together.

Hit up Costco and go drive through Utah throwing free tampons out the window for women everywhere, like modern Johnny Appleseeds. “Jeanne Tampaxseed”.

There are a lot of things I wish I could say in my job but I don’t because my opinion doesn’t really matter. I provide the services they need to the best of my ability without judgement. Because that is what public service is. If you think your beliefs should bleed into your work, go get a job at a church or STFU!

I am a case manager for low income families. A lot of my clients have some trouble with family planning and regardless of the fact that some of them live off of less that a thousand dollars a month, continue having baby after baby. Do I think it’s right to keep bringing children into poverty? No. Do I keep my opinions…

I always say, when my dog is sniffing, that he is “checking his pee mail.” Dad jokes. They live on within us.

or like a Fitbit for pets?

Those actually weren’t their dogs until they got there. “You get a dog! You get a dog! You all get a dog!” People drive uhauls to the staff meetings.

i can assure you that there are more than two

this is a bit of an overreaction.

They should just have an Oscars app that beams the thank-you list to your phone when each winner is called.

That’s a helluva reach.

In clearer photos, it looks exactly like bright purple paint and that they’re dressed like sparkly Aliens. Try posting those photos and see what kind of traction you get with this ridiculous non-story.