“It turns it that hygiene is super important, especially during childbirth. Suuuuuuper important.” -Jane Seymour

I stuff my straw hats with potpourri and hang them on the lightbulbs

Yes. I’m psyched to see movies where the women aren’t just the boring love interest types and actually get to have some fun themselves.

Ditto. Also I LOL’d at “The Rodfather.”

Agreed. The story is that a 58 yr old man died from the number one cause of death in the US.

First they came for the Krispy Kreme run, and I didn’t care because I like Dunkin

I find it delightful that she eats all that ridiculous shit, yet her name is Bacon.

I was thinking the fact that he had sex in undergrad was the outrageous sex rumor.

This was DELICIOUS to read, Ellie. Kudos.

And she was so bad in Tomb Raider.

Didn’t have the sound on while watching this clip, but this movie looks like it might be pretty good with a fart reel.

And, OMG these people, if you are part of a couple and you book an aisle seat and a window seat in the hopes that no one takes the middle and then someone sits in the middle seat and you don’t offer to switch and instead hold whole conversations over middle’s head YOU ARE MONSTER PEOPLE.

She actually never said moms but parents. I also live in Quebec and my husband and I are in the process of adopting. He will be taking 30 weeks off and I will only take 6 weeks. Having the choice to spend a year off with your kid without any impact on your career and having access to low-cost daycare is awesome and…

I dunno. You can do so if you want. Considering I neither have nor want kids, I just came here to make a dumb joke given the unfortunately ironic lede paragraph.

Really, really shallow bad idea: Hey, Salome!

I feel like I drop this in every single time I write about her, but in my moments of optimism, I like to imagine that she is the IRL version of this:

It’s tempting to like Megyn Kelly because she gets into feuds with douchebags about their bullshit and then I remember that she also works for Fox and is a republican and isn’t exactly speaking truth to power herself.

don’t you mean wombmen?

About Grease? I complain that the musical exists in the first place, but that’s just me.

It must be hard to consider yourself liberal and progressive and just hate women with every molecule of your being. That must be a real challenge during election season. We should pray for them.