EVEN BETTER.

RED PANDA GIF PARTY!!!

Yom Kippur-Coachella. Think about it. We could make a killing.

Even better...Ramadan Bonnaroo. We could call it....Ramadannaroo.

Worst of all? This was the text:

Myhusband of 20+ yrs asked me to move out via email, while I was away at my sister’s last December. I moved into an apartment within three days and have been happier (with my new little adopted dog) than I can ever recall being before. It was such a freeing feeling, leaving behind so much junk, and oh yeah, him too,…

As someone who recently finished a one month rotation at a teaching hospital for OB, I have to strongly disagree with many of the author’s assertions. I think the assumption that most physicians practice in the manner in which the author describes are inaccurate and I question what evidence the author had in making…

Soo... Penis is a sort of audio divining rod? It points to the music?

A penis is all that’s required to find music!

But really it’s better if it’s a boyfriend.

The Southern Poverty Law Center considers any wedding party of over 8 people a hate group.

why not, though? they survived something horrible happening to their band that will likely change them forever. how much guilt and pain must be racked up after seeing their friends and their fans slaughtered before their eyes? I thought it was a nice way of saying that the band will persevere through this hard time,…

Every time I see this I think, “they couldn’t have cleaned that mirror first?”

“If folks wanna pop off & have opinions about what they think they would do, present a specific plan” - Pres Obama

You’re a monster, basically.

Settle down.

It sounds like the baby died of natural causes, which is so sad, but that means it would more than likely happened no matter where he was or who he was with, and that definitely does not make paid parental leave a matter of life and death. Not seeing the correlation between the title and the actual facts of the story.

Bless you, you tiny tiny man. Own your smallness. When you and the Hemsworths get stuck underground while spelunking, you’ll be the only one able to fit through the keyhole to the outside world, so revel in that.

Jesus. Both Charlie Sheen and Justin Bieber on Today? That’s the douchebag motherlode. The douchebag hoard of Smaug. The douchebag event horizon. The douchebag Gotterdammerung.

“Gay Pride Parade Bloody Mary Bar” is the worst thing ever on record.

This is where the maaagic haaaappens.” Then she shoots me a get-real look. “Literally zero magic has happened in here.” She holds up her glass in a toast: “Cheers to my hymen growing back!”