because when a dude wants to commit sexual assault, he sees the sign that says “women’s restroom” and says “Whoa! can’t go in there!”

I just realized why people like this conclude their arguments with “Wake up America!” Because they’re absolute goddamn nightmares, from which, yes, I would like to wake up.

Ye shall know them by their grammar. Whom voted for this jackass?

Eli? Lame. Why not “Joseph,” “Straight Shooter,” “Mack” (as in, the knife) or “Nyquil”?

But let’s talk more about Ben wishaw... Mmm. He is pretty. Do want.

My Uber driver the other night, noticing that i was going home from the bars by myself, tried to convince me to go buy a book online that would teach me how to get any women to sleep with me.

I gave him and his stupid fucking newsboy cap 1 star.

A zoo membership isn’t crazy. It’s just a pass to the zoo.

You hit the nail on the head with the “lifestyle childhood” bullshit that goes on. I really had to swim against the tide in order not to get caught up in it when my kids were little. Obviously when the kids are tiny and constantly trying to kill themselves, it’s hard to relax and have free time because you do have to…

Tangent: And once a book, movie or television show has been out for six months, I have no responsibility to protect you from ding-dang spoilers. You clearly don’t care that much if that much time has passed.

Tell it! I don't have a bad judge story but I was pulled over and busted for weed by an officer RESIN. True story.

You look at the data and the research, and there’s a new Harvard study out that shows that there is no racism in the hearts of police officers

Patterned hose should not look like a terrible skin condition.

A student government scandal?

I don’t know how you’re doing it, but you appear to be commenting from a parallel universe where Bernie actually has a chance at the nomination.*

“Why would you want to stop a woman from wearing a burka? We don’t want to start looking at them as human beings or anything. Saves you from looking at the ugly ones” - Donald Trump’s internal monologue. Oh who am I kidding I doubt he has one.

I only disagree with her about all men cheating and the idea that teachers are buttoned up respectable types. The biggest degenerates (in the BEST way) I’ve known are all teachers.

I like Amber Rose. But, I’m not a huge fan of her saying that all men cheat. Isn’t making a blanket statement about a gender exactly what she’s trying to rally against?

Um, no.

What’s so insidious about predatory grooming like this is that it makes you feel in your gut like a “victim of delusion” even when you know in your head you were a victim of deception.